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Man Sends Girlfriend To Hospital Following Particularly Intense Lovemaking

September 14, 2015 - By Jenna Lorraine

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Reddit’s “Today I F***ed Up” subreddit is your #1 destination for all the weird, often times embarrassing, and sometimes a little terrifying stories you can possible handle on a Monday morning. Take for example Redditor Steffan Stewart’s troubling tale of how he managed to land his girlfriend in the hospital after a bout of morning intimacy.

The first paragraph of Steffan’s post may start your eyes rolling as it reads a bit like a man bragging about his bedroom skills:

“Now I know this sounds bad but hear me out on this one. So this morning I woke up to the girlfriend grinding into me, which naturally turned me on. Without getting into unnecessary detail, we proceeded to do the mattress mambo. Everything was going great until right after she orgasmed – her skin suddenly turned pale and she rolled over whimpering and holding her lower abdomen. I tried to figure out what was wrong and all she could tell me was that she felt a stabbing pain in her lower abdomen. Worried and unsure of what to do in the situation, I took her to to the emergency room.”

We know what you are probably thinking, but do read on…

“I don’t recall what tests were all ran on her, but after several hours of waiting we were given a diagnosis as to what happened. It seems that she had an ovarian cyst roughly the size of a golf ball and as she orgasmed her muscle contractions caused for the cyst to rupture, with the consistent thrusting of my wang being a contributing factor.”

Now wait a minute! Not only did this guy give his girlfriend an amazing orgasm, but he was also able to check her for pesky ovarian cysts? Steffan is definitely a skilled something…

But really, with the second paragraph there is little reason to believe that someone would invent this story just to do some bragging about their stellar man parts.

Now, as this was Reddit the true stars of the show were in the comment section:

 

 

 

via Reddit

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